How are you?

Oh you don't have time to talk to me at the moment?
Well, I don't have time to talk to you either.

Oh you don't think I have a nice attitude?
Well I think your attitude could use some work too.

Oh you wonder if I had any friends in real life?
Well I certainly have more friends than you.

Oh you don't want to hang out with me anymore?
Well who said I wanted to hang out with you?

Oh you don't want to continue this conversation anymore?
Well you are the one who keep on talking, so blamefully yours .

Oh you think I am a crazy freak?
Well I think you should check in the mirror before speaking.

Oh you are mad?
Well too bad so sad.

Oh you want to punch me in the face?
Well hit me baby one more time.

*person walks away*

Bye.
Nice meeting you.

I am petty.